You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
i lose it every time i see ppl say “i know this doesn’t fit my blog but-” lmao imagine only having a small set of interests and running a consistent blog
fuckin nerds: hello, welcome to my blog!! i just post about sailor moon and cute aesthetic things :)
me, an intellectual: this is the Tomfuckery Corner™️, i either go here to scream about my ultimate hyperfixation of the day, rant about the american government, or casually have a breakdown. which one will it be this time? who knows???? regardless, it’ll be at the expense of my followers’ enjoyment
- shower everyday
- wash your face + brush your teeth twice a day
- find a face wash + a face moisturizer that suits your skin
- floss in the morning + at night
- put lotion on daily
- spritz your favorite perfume
- deodorant!!
- shave regularly (if you so choose) w/ a nice razor
- use a body scrub once a week
- scrub/exfoliate your feet + moisturize them
- keep your nails trimmed
- keep your eyebrows under control
- keep your hair clean
- keep your hands + lips moisturized
- wear your retainers if you’ve been slacking
- drink lots of water
- eat better
- get 8 hours of sleep
- exercise regularly
- buy cute clothes that look flattering
- wear make-up if you like it
- look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you’re beautiful until you believe it